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  But I couldn’t waste energy fretting over what I couldn’t fix. And if British Guy was hoping I could help him now, he was sorely misinformed.

  Maybe the next time Belfry had an otherworldly connection, I’d ask him to put everyone in the afterlife on notice that Stevie Louise Cartwright was out of order.

  Grabbing my purse from the hook on the back of the bathroom door, I smoothed my hands over my skirt and squared my shoulders.

  “You ready, Belfry?”

  “As I’ll ever be.”

  “Ready, set, job!”

  As I grabbed my raincoat and tucked Belfry into my purse, I sent up a silent prayer to the universe that my unemployed days were numbered.

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  Dakota was invited by Bravo TV to be the Bravoholic for a week, wherein she snarked the hell out of all the Bravo shows. She received a starred review from Publishers Weekly for Talk Dirty to Me, won a Romantic Times Reviewers’ Choice Award for Kiss and Hell, along with many review site recommended reads and reviewer top pick awards.

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  Other Books by Dakota Cassidy

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  1. Prawn of the Dead

  2. Play That Funky Music White Koi

  3. Total Eclipse of the Carp

  Witchless In Seattle Mysteries, a Paranormal Cozy Mystery series

  1. Witch Slapped

  2. Quit Your Witchin'

  3. Dewitched

  4. The Old Witcheroo

  5. How the Witch Stole Christmas

  6. Ain’t Love a Witch

  7. Good Witch Hunting

  8. Witch Way Did He Go?

  Nun of Your Business Mysteries, a Paranormal Cozy Mystery series

  1. Then There Were Nun

  2. Hit and Nun

  3. House of The Rising Nun

  Wolf Mates, a Paranormal Romantic Comedy series

  1. An American Werewolf In Hoboken

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  3. Gotta Have Faith

  4. Moves Like Jagger

  5. Bad Case of Loving You

  A Paris, Texas Romance, a Paranormal Romantic Comedy series

  1. Witched At Birth

  2. What Not to Were

  3. Witch Is the New Black

  4. White Witchmas

  Non-Series

  Whose Bride Is She Anyway?

  Polanski Brothers: Home of Eternal Rest

  Sexy Lips 66

  Accidentally Paranormal, a Paranormal Romantic Comedy series

  Interview With an Accidental—a free introductory guide to the girls of the Accidentals!

  1. The Accidental Werewolf

  2. Accidentally Dead

  3. The Accidental Human

  4. Accidentally Demonic

  5. Accidentally Catty

  6. Accidentally Dead, Again

  7. The Accidental Genie

  8. The Accidental Werewolf 2: Something About Harry

  9. The Accidental Dragon

  10. Accidentally Aphrodite

  11. Accidentally Ever After

  12. Bearly Accidental

  13. How Nina Got Her Fang Back

  14. The Accidental Familiar

  15. Then Came Wanda

  16. The Accidental Mermaid

  The Hell, a Paranormal Romantic Comedy series

  1. Kiss and Hell

  2. My Way to Hell

  The Plum Orchard, a Contemporary Romantic Comedy series

  1. Talk This Way

  2. Talk Dirty to Me

  3. Something to Talk About

  4. Talking After Midnight

  The Ex-Trophy Wives, a Contemporary Romantic Comedy series

  1. You Dropped a Blonde On Me

  2. Burning Down the Spouse

  3. Waltz This Way

  Fangs of Anarchy, a Paranormal Urban Fantasy series

  1. Forbidden Alpha

  2. Outlaw Alpha

 

 

 


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